10 of the Easiest Ways to Lose Your Customers


This post, which was prompted by good chum Dave Kurlan’s experiences on a recent trip to Turkey, illustrates just how easy it is to lose your customers if you really want to – in fact, it is much easier to lose them than it was to win them in the first place!

Here are ten suggestions to help you … 

Pass the customer around – whatever you do, make it virtually impossible for them to get what they want when they call you. Make them work by asking them to repeat themselves then to add that bit extra, get someone who doesn’t know how to transfer a call to accidentally cut the customer off!

If customers want support, insist they use an 0800 number that costs them an exorbitant amount of money per minute. That way, you will be actually making money whilst you are passing them around – the more inefficient you are, the more money you will make.

Rely on technology – forget the people and buy the best technology, then put it in front of your customer service operation. Best to make it really difficult for the customer so that they get confused and when they don’t make a choice, route them to a really poor quality answering machine.

Forget about training – just do what so many companies do today and put staff on the telephone without an iota of  training. Better still, make sure they can’t be easily understood and are good at arguing with customers. My cell phone provider 3 really excel on this point: They have moved all their call centers to India, why? To save money of course. So I have to communicate with someone in customer support who speaks little English, and I speak absolutely no Hindi – end result, dreadful service, and the most incompetent and unprofessional company I have ever dealt with in my life!

Don’t reward loyalty – forget about all those loyal customers who have been with you for years. Instead go out of your  way to attract new customers with better deals and tell your existing ones they can’t have the same special offer despite how long they have been with your company and how much they have spent.

Ignore the millions of people with speech or hearing difficulties – if you operate predominantly in the consumer sector then ignore all those who may not be able to communicate effectively with you – after all, who wants another x million potential customers!

Ignore customer feedback – why don’t you develop your services and ignore what your customers want. Don’t ask them – they won’t know, so why waste your time?

Forget about third parties who work with your company – all those companies who work for you and communicate to your existing and prospective customers. Don’t invest time in working with them – after all, if they can’t help a customer then who cares, or if they give wrong advice and you get sued for misinformation so what?

Forget about service – just sell, sell and sell. Don’t waste time on nasty topics such as service – customers don’t care about this so why bother? Just give them a keen price and rotten service and they’ll come back in droves.

Forget cultural differences – make everyone do things your way even if they can’t speak your language or have different ways of saying things.

It’s that easy, so don’t go having any more sleepless nights wondering how you are going to cope with all those surplus customers, just lose a few.



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